First, this is going to be a combination of serious conversations and the…style used by ICP. You may be offended. It is what it is. The Great Milenko is copyrighted by Psychopathic Records.
This is the equivalent to an X-Rated version of this with the rating based on profanity, overt sexual references and suggested acts, and violence. When I sent the rough draft to a friend that is a fan of ICP, I got the equivalent to “….jesus…”. So this is the sanitized version of this ritual.
I’ve been listening to that material since a medic introduced me to it literally in the deserts of Iraq for entertainment. That was 20+ years ago. It wasn’t until I became a competent evocationalist that I decided that at some point I would call on the Great Milenko. As most Occultists know, when a collective group focuses on, maintains/sustains, and (nearly) deifies an entity or concept, it BECOMES. Some fade away like a fart in a car. Others are sustained. Can the average person do much with it?No, but an accomplished evocationalist can. An energetic one even more. Makes it harder to slip in some little fry entity and pretend it’s the big fish it isn’t. And I’ve called the Great Milenko (GM). Sure, some smaller fish come to be fried, but you gotta give to get here.
The GM is Chaotic Neutral AT BEST. Chaotic Evil, for sure. You’re gonna give something or you’ll get a “Fuck You” before you even get started. I may know of someone in the Occult community that’s pretty chaotic, mostly exploitative, very much the victim as they knowingly fuck everyone else they can. Especially their lessening friend list. I’ve got a special friend they’re going to meet. They don’t know them and probably don’t have the skills to handle it or I wouldn’t have had propped them up for so long. Now, they can be a real target, but they’re not a victim. Use your gender for sympathy all you want. Use your pretend hurts you largely instigate by fucking over others that helped and cared for them over the years.
The unfortunate thing is that I don’t need emotion for fuel. I do need results. Now, technically much later is good for me. Let’s play.
The Great Milenko
He is a lunatic. Mostly dark, really dark, Leaves the lesser nonsense to the smaller sucker fish clinging to the sides of the tank. If you’re going to call GM, you’d better have skills, a plan to reduce contact (lol), or give him something he wants to tear up enough he may forget who called him. Give him some food (which could be a richy, some bitch (gender independent)) AND Faygo, or piss off. GM will give you the finger and probably mess with you if you annoyed him. You can “destroy” him, but don’t be surprised if his laughing ass will be recreated and ready for more games tomorrow. When I asked about this, he said, “Laugh, motherfucker, I’ll be back up in your ass tomorrow!”. You’ve been warned. He doesn’t need a buffet or even a decent meal, but think twice before shorting Milenko.
Where’s the ritual at?
Got 5 cans of Faygo? No? Then take out a mortgage and use 2 liters and cups. Given his origins, he’d probably prefer those red, cheap plastic party cups. Anything will work.
Arrange the cans in the shape of a star that’s large enough that you could lay in. You may want to. Say “Hail Detroit” when you open each can or fill each cup. Place a 6th can above the can where your head would be. That’s his entirely, so he can drink it while looking down on you from above.
Remember what you want? Write it down so you don’t mess it up when he comes. To keep it clean, he has plans for mouths that say “uh”, “I think”, “maybe”, nothing at all, or hang open like an ingrate. I would remind you that GM is basically Chaotic Evil and how he interprets things may be a little skewed. You request should be worded to accommodate this as much as reasonably possible.
Recite words “Great Milenko” and laugh like demonstrated at the very beginning of the song “Great Milenko” by ICP. Do this until you feel the energy change in the space. If you’ve listened to the song and used it like a Demonolator would use an Enn, then there should be a shift before this and the calling is just the icing on the cake.
BUT – Use the Brave browser to give the finger to Google like Milenko would.
Lay down in the circle. There should be a can of Faygo at your hands, feet, and your head.
Read out or recite your request. State what you’d give in return. If you make the presented offerings conditional on acceptance of the task, then I would ask for a sign related to your task or lifestyle that would give the signal of acceptance.
If you pay upon task completion and that’s what the offerings are for, then you must present them and pay for the work.
I have a tendency to pay upon request and hold the spirit to the request repeatedly until it is completed to similar work is done.
What types of tasks would I give Great Milenko? Something for chaos, odd violence, ruining orderly things (especially people and relationships, friend groups), causing mischief and mayhem for things like business or legal proceedings, etc… He’s been created with 20 years of reinforcement for chaos, violence, excess, and being whimsical in his decisions (that lean towards whimsical violence and mayhem). That’s a useful entity to…keep at arm’s length.
Go forth and be Down With The Clown!
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